You Don’t Have to Outrun The Dragon, Just The Guy With The Base Speed Of 20…


*You Don't Have to Outrun The Dragon, Just The Guy With The Base Speed Of 20 Feet*

Oh Dungeons and Dragon humor… you kill me… 🙂

   

you don t have to outrun the dragon just the guy with the base speed of 20


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Muhammad Yasir
Muhammad Yasir
9 years ago

Its So Cute.

John Bump
John Bump
9 years ago

Always bring along a halfling.  They have short legs.

michael interbartolo
michael interbartolo
9 years ago

or pull a Shane from TWD and take out another person's knee 🙂

Keith J Davies
Keith J Davies
9 years ago

during one campaign we ended up fighting a 'witch' that was actually a succubus (poor intel).  She called her boyfriend, a Balor.

We promptly booked it, and I ended up scooping up the halfling on my way past.

DM: "What's your Strength?"
Me: "Enhanced by panic."
DM: "… good enough."

leeah wolf
leeah wolf
9 years ago

lets feed one to the dragon to keep it busy then run 

Theo WolF
Theo WolF
9 years ago

There's always the infamous Chastity Belt Of DM Control…

leeah wolf
leeah wolf
9 years ago

ha
i agree with that

Peter Mancini
Peter Mancini
9 years ago

Uh No. Base intel of 18, breath weapons, home turf advantage and you have a shit load of his loot. That dragon is going to pursue your ass until the end of the Earth and make you, your family, the village, the kingdom and your Gods to pay dearly.

issouf kabore
issouf kabore
9 years ago

lol

leeah wolf
leeah wolf
9 years ago

ikr

Andrew George
Andrew George
9 years ago

NP just out run the dwarf ..

leeah wolf
leeah wolf
9 years ago

well i thought about it and i say that we just give the suff back shakes dragons claw in agreement as you turn to leave you get roasted like a marshmellow that fell in fire

Lars Neu
Lars Neu
9 years ago

exactly

Joshua Mandell
Joshua Mandell
9 years ago

Just hope that the guy with the Base Speed of 20 feet isn't trained in Hide and Move silently.

Eric Hansen
Eric Hansen
9 years ago

Don't most characters have base move of 20?

Joshua Mandell
Joshua Mandell
9 years ago

30.

Ndubuisi Alex Felix
Ndubuisi Alex Felix
9 years ago

is this a movie or what?

Joshua Mandell
Joshua Mandell
9 years ago

+Ndubuisi Alex Felix it's a roleplaying game.

yornalis estrella polanco
yornalis estrella polanco
9 years ago

el bisio del nitendo

Ndubuisi Alex Felix
Ndubuisi Alex Felix
9 years ago

ooh ok, how to play

Jack Higgins
Jack Higgins
9 years ago

Which is generally the Dwarf … :/ which is what I generally play when I roll the dice.

Eric Hansen
Eric Hansen
9 years ago

ALWAYS play a Dwarf! Dwarven Thief, Dwarven Fighter, Dwarven Barbarian, Dwarven Priest. Ready, go.

Joshua Mandell
Joshua Mandell
9 years ago

There are multiple editions +Ndubuisi Alex Felix and they're all very complex, can't exactly explain it easily.

Ramilo Holter
Ramilo Holter
9 years ago

Run for you life!  I'm gonna need my Special, Elixer for this battle..cause that's one mean Motha!

Joe Gaspar
Joe Gaspar
9 years ago

Reminds me of the good old days playing a halfling …

Joe Gaspar
Joe Gaspar
9 years ago

Also, Tordek, Mialee, and Jozan?

William Furby
William Furby
9 years ago

My halt spell won't effect the dragon, but it will effect you. 😀

Joshua Mandell
Joshua Mandell
9 years ago

The dwarf looks like Tordek; Mialee not so much, and correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Jozan a cleric? I see no cleric here.

Ramilo Holter
Ramilo Holter
9 years ago

Sorry!   Hopefully, you have a cloaking spell in your arsenal..

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly
9 years ago

Where is my 20 sided die

Ryan Miller
Ryan Miller
9 years ago

Trip the slow character then, bring out your potion of invisibility while its distracted.

James Newton
James Newton
9 years ago

Gene is the best

Robert Gao
Robert Gao
9 years ago

true dat

Raquiem Ali
Raquiem Ali
9 years ago

lol

Fermin June III Alegro
Fermin June III Alegro
9 years ago

next time bring a big slab of meat and throw that at the dragon while running away…

Joe Gaspar
Joe Gaspar
9 years ago

+Fermin June III Alegro, the problem with that plan is that dragons are intelligent creatures protecting their horde, not hungry beasts easily distracted by slabs of meat …

Robin Paterson
Robin Paterson
9 years ago

DnD! Basic, expert and super serious advanced. U wouldn't beloeve me if I told u what deapths of reading and difficulty that interest was. 6 sets of dice from 4sided to 20 each. Costly affair for aa:game back then. 20 bucks a book in 1982 and I had them all. Lol.

Fermin June III Alegro
Fermin June III Alegro
9 years ago

Hmmm… that reminds me… i never did get to beat that dragon when we used to play d&d 2.0 (always interrupted)…  dragon whelps… How do you beat a big one?

James Magbisa
James Magbisa
9 years ago

Lol

Patrick C. Booth II
Patrick C. Booth II
9 years ago

Good grief I miss the good ol days of DnD… le sigh…

Jesse Norton
Jesse Norton
9 years ago

Cast grease and suddenly the base 20 character is the only one left alive and the dragon gets deep fried adventurer snacks!

Peter Batten
Peter Batten
9 years ago

cute!

Thiago pedro
Thiago pedro
9 years ago

legal curto rpgs

Mark A Maggard
Mark A Maggard
9 years ago

Thanks for sharing.

Phillip Ryan
Phillip Ryan
9 years ago

I would be the first to go

DURGESH SUTHAR
DURGESH SUTHAR
9 years ago

Hay

Yin Dara
Yin Dara
9 years ago

Like

Bob Bergerson
Bob Bergerson
9 years ago

oh my here kitty kitty

Vinay Kumar Vnny
Vinay Kumar Vnny
9 years ago

ofcourse dat is dngers

Dhaya Nanthan
Dhaya Nanthan
9 years ago

woooooow its so small

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