1. Robert Graper says

    I saw my baby crying hard as babe could cry, what do I do?

  2. Jimmie Fisher says


  3. Jason Newberry says

    lol awesome

  4. Danielle Raver says

    you have to say the goblin king line first

  5. Chris Aultman says

    …and NOW I have to watch THIS movie, too.
    Hopefully I can advert my eyes from the Bowie Bulge.

  6. Allie Ogden says

    It's been far too long since I've seen this movie!

  7. Amanda Blain says

    Hahahhahaha Bowie Bulge 😀 + Chris Aultman

  8. Chris Aultman says

    You're only laughing because you KNOW it's true.

  9. Shintaro Tominaga says

    Endless loop …

  10. John Struemph says

    Love the Labyrinth!

  11. cassie cashwell says

    Love that movie

  12. Jessica Wiseman says

    + Amanda Blain I've done some research and found that most of the time people either grew up with Labyrinth OR Dark Crystal… I personally am PROUD to love David Bowie AND his cod piece.
    Anyone want to dispute my research? I'd love to hear other opinions on it!

  13. Eric Margerum says

    good flix

  14. Christopher Hill says

    Wife saw this for the first time a couple weeks ago. Her jaw dropped when she first saw the Bowie Bulge.

  15. AJ West says

    The Bowie never leads you astray

  16. Santiago Rodriguez says

    hahaha :p

  17. Allie Ogden says

    Just started watching this movie on Netflix thanks to your inspiration. "Ow! You bit me!"

  18. Justin White says

    how bout I take off yo head!

  19. Niambi Casimere says

    I love this movie!

  20. Donagh Reardon says

    It turns out you can use Google images to view the Bowie bulge. Impressive, but they had to hire someone else for the scene where he played with his crystal balls in front of a minor.

  21. Jesse Vandewal says

    Classic. That's when I first fell in love with Jennifer Connelly 🙂

  22. Allie Ogden says

    Just saw Hoggle's face right at the level of the Bowie Bulge when he was begging forgiveness and whatnot…. I don't think that's appropriate for a children's movie….

  23. Deyanira Villalta says

    The Goblin King ROCKS!

  24. Donagh Reardon says

    + Allie Ogden All the best children, and most loved, stories and movies are packed with inappropriate content. If you don't believe, just re watch the your favourite shows from you were small.

  25. Amanda Blain says

    I love how this has turned into a discussion on the bulge 🙂

  26. Donagh Reardon says

    + Amanda Blain it is a high point.

  27. Chris Aultman says

    + Amanda Blain
    /shakes fist

  28. Donagh Reardon says

    + Chris Aultman I don't think you should write "shakes fist" in a conversation about bulges. It could be misread by those with a sick mind. Like me.

  29. April Makala says

    haha good joke 🙂

  30. Brandon Robinson says


  31. Edward Cynric says

    So many fond memories of that movie… sigh

    Now I have to find a DVD of it to watch as I no longer have a VHS player… iSad

  32. Chris Aultman says


  33. Aaron Brown says

    Aaahh Labyrinth and Dark Crystal were my two favorite when growing up. I quote from one of them at least every other week 🙂

    Ludo Friend!!

  34. Conrado Buhrer says

    Such an awesome movie

  35. John Bump says

    I believe that dialog sequence was lifted from a 1950's Gary Cooper movie by the Labyrinth writers.

  36. Brett Bjornsen says

    Dark Crystal and Labyrinth used to be movies I watched all the time when I was younger… I still pull em off the shelf every once in awhile to watch them.

  37. Ron Ruble says

    + John Bump + Amanda Blain The "You remind me of a man…" sequence was from "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer", 1947; Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, and a teen-aged Shirley Temple. Great film.

  38. Natasha Ornelas says

    Thru dangers untold and hardships unnumbered I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN………….FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS…AND MY KINGDOM IS AT GREAT (and here is my new life moto)



    Only you have control of your happiness and in the words of Katt Williams " You have to love yourself that is why it is called your self esteem"

  39. David Sarachman says

    Full of win.

  40. John Bump says

    I always get gary cooper and cary grant confused because of the first names. Thanks for the info, + Ron Ruble

  41. cuong pham says

    Sao buon qua vay

  42. Kiley Rose Klug says

    My mom and I love this movie!! 🙂

  43. Heather O'Mahony says

    For dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city…to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom as great. (Damn, I can never remember that line) ………..You have no power over me.

  44. Chris Aultman says

    And not to rain on the Bowie Bulge parade, but another movie that's on par to Labyrinth to me is the Princess Bride. Both have a permanent spot in my DVD stand.

  45. Melonie Wright says

    Jeez, Heather. How much of that did you memorize! I can never remember anything!

  46. John Kehr says

    I can still sing this song after 30 years.

  47. Chloe Morscheck says

    i love this movie

  48. Vera Wolf says

    me—–moriiiiieeeeees la la la la…

  49. Edward P. H. O'Callaghan says


  50. Ben Childers says

    was just singing this to my newborn the other day!

  51. Christopher Caro says

    I can think of worse people in the world than David Bowie…actually if I could only meet one real life celebrity living today it would be David Bowie…

  52. Marc Steven Obang says

    hey amanda!

  53. Kaida Yoshe says

    laugh of the day!!

  54. Daniel Salamanca says

    What kind of magic spell to use?

  55. Me Fillion says


  56. Jiibus McFilthFilthShireDoodleFlapSlapZingPopFloop says

    If anybody begins to diss Labyrinth, I swear, I will break into their house, and then SMITE THEM WITH THE POWER OF THE BABE.

  57. Max Lanz says

    Hide yo kids, hide yo wife's clothes. Cuz da Goblin King be snatchin em all up.

  58. Chris Withnall says

    Unattended children will be given a double shot latte and a free puppy

  59. Tam Gwood says

    My mother thought I was a mini perv bc I loved David Bowie and the labyrinth… I think she thought the "BULGE" was influential. LOL He was making his magic jump!

  60. Dawn Esekielu says

    LUV da saying!!

  61. mick kay says

    aladin sain david bowie

  62. Cameron Silva says

    my friend worked at a toy store. and they had a problem with parents leaving their kids in the store for hours sometimes. So they eventually had to put up a sign it went something like, "Unattended children will get mall security called, or used as slave labor"

  63. Stanley Wilson says

    hmmmmm kids lol

  64. D Canty says

    My daughter would beg to be given to the goblin king..

  65. Gianna Nagatani says

    i love that movie

  66. simbongile west says


  67. mick kay says

    amanda do you like goblin

  68. Graham Heron says


  69. chad Howard says


  70. Heather O'Mahony says

    I have actually memorized most of it Melonie, not by choice of course but because I have watched it probably a hundred times. Literally. 🙂

  71. Gülden Ercan says


  72. chad Howard says


  73. anis ur rehman toor says

    but why un wanted children….who stoped dont want child?

  74. michelle vitard says

    have taught all my kids this :o) <3 Labyrinth

  75. anis ur rehman toor says

    thanks dear

  76. galib sarikaya says


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