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Mike St
Mike St
9 years ago

but it's got a plug!  lol

Artemis Entreri
Artemis Entreri
9 years ago

hah me too

Ken Badertscher
Ken Badertscher
9 years ago

Haha, very interesting.

I'd love to see a YouTube video mockup of this, it'd be hilarious.

Tyler Herrick
Tyler Herrick
9 years ago

Hahaha, I will definitely remember this, gotta love the hamster ball!

Ariella Baskin
Ariella Baskin
9 years ago

°-°

Amanda Blain
Amanda Blain
9 years ago

It at least needs a tube for that hole too or something…  Item entrance/toilet… SCARY mental images… 😐

Alex Ramirez
Alex Ramirez
9 years ago

Or take lessons from Zombie Land !

Christopher West
Christopher West
9 years ago

lol

Stacy Stutz
Stacy Stutz
9 years ago

I'm wondering how useful those roller blades will be in that ball… one misstep and boom! you're a Looney Tune…

Christopher West
Christopher West
9 years ago

lol and a smart zombie will just plug the hole… 🙂 no air

Michael Byrd
Michael Byrd
9 years ago

Does it come in different colors?

Chris Aultman
Chris Aultman
9 years ago

I think hills could be a problem. And if you get swarmed, you're in a zombie pothole. 
It needs treads….and lazers. That would be cool.

Simon Guerin
Simon Guerin
9 years ago

Mum always said things shouldn't go in the out hole. I don't like the idea of the entrance/toilet!

Brian Klippel
Brian Klippel
9 years ago

Buy an iphone, the zombies will go after people with brains first.

Stacy Stutz
Stacy Stutz
9 years ago

just had a mental image of guy using the hole and the ball rolling… OUCH! I'm laughing my ass off now.

Jared Broker
Jared Broker
9 years ago

I am going for a high rise and baracades at the stairs.  Then, time to scavenge food and weapons…  

Tyler Herrick
Tyler Herrick
9 years ago

If we assume the standard mode of infection is infected blood, then it would be prudent to add some sort of sanitizing system, or better yet, design a roll-out metal shell (like a armadillo).

Chris Aultman
Chris Aultman
9 years ago

Or just drive an armored truck or tank. Or invest in MANY ziplines in a large city and tents like this: 3.bp.blogspot.com/-XEfscqCqDTA/ThX4WK0DSkI/AAAAAAAAAKA/vsaU2Q_dXWk/s1600/awesome-mountain-climbing-tents.jpg

Joe Frazier, Jr
Joe Frazier, Jr
9 years ago

+Chris Aultman thats probably the coolest idea outside of an underground bunker… of course when you wake up in the middle of the night to take care of business, you gotta watch out… that first step is a killer…

Joe Frazier, Jr
Joe Frazier, Jr
9 years ago

hell.. best defense.. a nuclear sub… filter water for drink, recycle waste, fish to eat.. dried beans and rice for non-meat… your set…

janet rasmussen
janet rasmussen
9 years ago

really no

Jordan Gill
Jordan Gill
9 years ago

It would go from the Zombie Apocalypse to the Hamster Zombie ball apocalypse!

Chris Aultman
Chris Aultman
9 years ago

+Joe Frazier, Jr How long could you stay in a sub before you get listless? If you had to be stuck on a boat, for for an aircraft carrier. Turn the top-side into a garden.
Personally, I'd take my chances in a city with zip lines. Destroy the stair wells and take the buildings systematically. 
Grow food on roof tops and use the elevation as a means to cull the undead.
Not that I think about this stuff often. ><

Joe Frazier, Jr
Joe Frazier, Jr
9 years ago

+Chris Aultman Yea, I would got bat crazy, but my comment was from a 'best possible chance of survival' standpoint, not comfort.. but… the I got to thinking.. what if the zombie plague jumped to marine life…ZOMBIE JAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amanda Blain
Amanda Blain
9 years ago

ziplines is a neat idea +Chris Aultman 

Drew Griffin
Drew Griffin
9 years ago

Did you just say Zombie Ball? Something about Zombie Ball…thats just not appetizing 

Chris Aultman
Chris Aultman
9 years ago

+Amanda Blain I know, right? I've only had a decade of zombie dreams virtually every night. Didn't help when they became mainstream. ><

Nathaniel Avoures
Nathaniel Avoures
9 years ago

Much like the cow bubble! and the human hamster ball! Great inventions..Just careful around the top of stairs, mountains and things like so.lol

Chris Aultman
Chris Aultman
9 years ago

One other failing of zombie ball : zombie bull.

Tim Dippel
Tim Dippel
9 years ago

I am on a military post, I would raid the armory, get two trucks and a jeep, mount .50 cals on each, two dirt bikes in one truck bed, plus boxes of MREs, as many cans of water and fuel as I can fit in another, 4 people (Soldiers) in each vehicle, plus two M-4's each and several cans of ammo, a gunner in each and book it for my family

Bryon Carter
Bryon Carter
9 years ago

After watching some old zombie footage I've fogured out how to survive. Sorry +George Rowe , but i'll be hiding behind you and the cheerleader.

Nathaniel Avoures
Nathaniel Avoures
9 years ago

I always bring a fine woman along in my Zombie ball! Just in case we have to make more humans! If Zombies cause too much damage we will need a new Adam and eve.lol

Sean Paul
Sean Paul
9 years ago

The problem a ball is how are you going to move around when surrounded by a horde of zombies. Have you ever seen a couple cats play with a hamster in a ball? It's not the prettiest of sights.

Sean Paul
Sean Paul
9 years ago

At least not if you like hamsters

Nathaniel Avoures
Nathaniel Avoures
9 years ago

Oh it would be kinky good fun!..Much like sex in a park! The zombies could only roll the ball back and forth and over! However you move the same way making love to a woman!lol

Nathaniel Avoures
Nathaniel Avoures
9 years ago

Can't stand the unclean stinky rodents! There for the mouse traps I say!

Santiago Ernandes
Santiago Ernandes
9 years ago

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Bryon Carter
Bryon Carter
9 years ago

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Chris Aultman
Chris Aultman
9 years ago

Oh, you.

clifford white
clifford white
9 years ago

THIS WHOLE ZOMBIE THING IS BULLSHIT..OBVIOUSLY A GREAT CONVERSATION PIECE THO…THE ONLY ZOMBIE'S I KNOW ARE USUALLY DRUG ADDLED…..LOUSY IN BED….THAT LITTLE HOLE IN IN THE ZOMBIE BALL,,I GUESS IS THE CLOSE'ST WE'R GONNA GET TO THE G-SPOT…….

Chris Aultman
Chris Aultman
9 years ago

Loud.

Santiago Ernandes
Santiago Ernandes
9 years ago

No entiendo ablo español

Nathaniel Avoures
Nathaniel Avoures
9 years ago

Very true! Zombies in our world do exist! They smell! Don't brush there teeth! Don't pull the eye boogers out of there eyes! The won't rest until they have either something in large amounts sweet or drug related! I have insomnia and thats bad enough..However I don't know whether to feel sorry for those kind of people or just wish they'd vanish!

Santiago Ernandes
Santiago Ernandes
9 years ago

No entiendo

Bryon Carter
Bryon Carter
9 years ago

Louder

Jake Kern
Jake Kern
9 years ago

I like this except for the fact that I would pop the ball when I shot the zombies. What's the point of a zombie apocalypse if I can't shoot any of them?!

manu vs
manu vs
9 years ago

Not Sure I'm Sold on the Zombie Ball*

Nathaniel Avoures
Nathaniel Avoures
9 years ago

I have an idea! How about building much larger plastic zombie balls! And put the zombies inside! That way they can wonder all around and can't munch on anybody!

pankit rana
pankit rana
9 years ago

Amandaji How r u?

Matt Burns
Matt Burns
9 years ago

As long as you never have to go inside a building to get supplies, you're… oh, yeah.  That's a problem.

Also, I can't get the image out of my head of a zombie horde bouncing this thing around like a beach ball at a Grateful Dead concert.

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