When I ‘Rage against the Machine’ the machine is usually a printer.

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When I "Rage against the Machine" the machine is usually a printer.

when i rage against the machine the machine is usually a printer


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Brian Coca
Brian Coca
9 years ago

I have a 13yrs old laser printer that still meets my needs, which are printing 2-3 times a year

Randall Goya
Randall Goya
9 years ago

Actually, I have never heard anybody say "nom nom nom" while eating – it's more like "num num num" I think. Rhymes with "yum"

Drew Woods
Drew Woods
9 years ago

I hate printers!!!

I support software, and I can do just about anything on a computer; Hook up webcams, install new hardware, fix a monitor's resolution or things like that.

When it comes to printers… I just give up. if I can't just plug you in, click print in whatever program I'm using and get solid print options… I don't want it. I will get someone else to print. I've had NIGHTMARES with printers.

Agreen 100% +Amanda Blain

Michael Ringland
Michael Ringland
9 years ago

The newer printer costs almost nothing..but the upkeep.."more grey ink"…I've gone back to an old HP (very old HP)

Randall Goya
Randall Goya
9 years ago

Funny tech story: My wife said she would like her iPad a lot more if she could install a certain program, but it kept stopping her. I asked what program? She answered: Adobe Flash (true!)

Jeff Pettorino
Jeff Pettorino
9 years ago

Be careful!!! Nasty h4x0rz will make your printer 'asplode if you don't patch.

Amanda Blain
Amanda Blain
9 years ago

I dont even… We cant even type sentences anymore? Ugh.

xAdam Darin
xAdam Darin
9 years ago

There are exactly 2 things that have disappointment me about the 21st century… Its 20 fucking 12 and we dont have prevalent use of jetpacks, or working home printers.

Jeff Pettorino
Jeff Pettorino
9 years ago

To be fair, we had working printers 21 years ago…maybe not HOME printers back then, but by the late 90's after HP had mastered engineering obsolescence into products, you could get a rock-effing-solid LaserJet III for a low price and use it at home. I swear I've seen some still working to this day; finding the toner/cartridge/thingys is probably a bitch tho. About the time that the consumer grade ColorJets came out, all home printer users were doomed.

Nick Markwell
Nick Markwell
9 years ago

+Amanda Blain blarghlebalfhrfee moo?!

(I dare you to try to pronounce it)
*whistles innocently*

Sunil Pratap Singh
Sunil Pratap Singh
9 years ago

ok whistles innocently .. i pronounced

Mark Mercer
Mark Mercer
9 years ago

I should have kept my tank of an OkiLaser (really OkiLED) OL400 from the late 1980s. If I could get cartridges and if I could get the memory expansion. Everything I've had since then has been utter paper-jamming ink-drying-out toner-wasting weaselware.

Douglas Jenkins
Douglas Jenkins
9 years ago

We have had great experience with Konica-Minolta color lasers. Would highly recommend. and they support Linux, too!

Eddie K
Eddie K
9 years ago

+Amanda Blain

PC LOAD LETTER

Nick Markwell
Nick Markwell
9 years ago

+Sunil Pratap Singh so you think you're sneaky, hm? 😛

manda evans
manda evans
9 years ago

seriously!

Aaron Malakai
Aaron Malakai
9 years ago

I ams printing, will tell you after 200 business cards I am outs of cyan… mwahaha.

Miia Ranta
Miia Ranta
9 years ago

am I the only one who has a "soundtrack" for these moments? A bit like Ally McBeal had her dancing baby? Every time I've got some trouble with computers, this song starts to play in my brain:
John Paul Young – Love Is In The Air (1978)

Joe Meister
Joe Meister
9 years ago

Ya know that movie office space, that is what I want to do to my print currently

Steve Tose
Steve Tose
9 years ago

robots(motors, moving parts) with memory and memory storage that understand human written language(postscript), who we armed with lasers over a decade ago? For gods sake +Amanda Blain don't anger them until we're ready to make our move.

Bronson Schoeman
Bronson Schoeman
9 years ago

The original from +Matthew Inman (the Oatmeal).
theoatmeal.com/comics/printers

Printers are a menace

abhishek choudhary
abhishek choudhary
9 years ago

its true printer is hungry for paper

Joe Meister
Joe Meister
9 years ago

Someone should make a animated short about a war between prints and trees

Randall Goya
Randall Goya
9 years ago

+Jeff Pettorino bad enuf people txt while driving cars. Imagine if they had jetpacks! The secret is that jetpacks really exist, but are only available in areas with no interweb.

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