This Might Be Every Game of Dungeons and Dragons I've Ever Played

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• yep.  This is me in pretty much ever RPG.

  Do I have the right weapon equipped?  Wait, what is my armor rating?  Is the enemy weak to fire? ...

• OMG yes! At least we had jolt cola told hold us over

• A snake bit my cleric?!! WTF! I pull out my dagger and cut the bite open a little bit so I can suck the poison out.

  That was my raddest moment ever in DnD.

• Lol... Im not a dnd type but as far as games like skyrim are concerned, im all about the magic - use nothing BUT magic from the word go and seek out the mages imediately for trainimg and magic based quests... By the time ive learned the game controls and gotten used to the way the story and quests flow, nothing can stand in my characters path for long and almost certainly wont manage anything more than temporary wounding (healing spells ftw). Lol. Cant beat a quality console fantasy/scifi rpg game.

• Ahhh yes.. this brings back great memories. So much truth to that statement.

• It's kinda fun to really fuck with the dynamic. Play a barbarian who doesn't wait for anything. See a bear on the road, tackle it. Group arguing over a door, kick it in and run into the room. Watch how flustered the other players get without the pretense of planning.

• Sound logic to me. :)

• I start kicking down doors when my party starts worrying about every single five foot square.

• "Food Stamps?! The Red Dragon's treasure was Food Stamps?"

• There was once a game I was running where the entire gaming session (roughly 8 hrs) was a single combat.

  It was insane  >.<