the whole of the soviet experiment was run on an east-coast experiment in global politicial correctness, designed to strangle free thinking and originality – discuss
+Thomas Mason Really. Like wild free-roaming chickens? Man, I can't imagine what a feral chicken is like. Essentially a chicken's just food on legs, right? It'd be like finding a colony of Twinkies living in a tree.
Big chicken, little chicken….makes no difference. The only good chicken is one that is battered in buffalo sauce. Hmmm, WHY do we call it buffalo sauce?
My chickens don't have a reason to cross the road, thankfully. I imagine it all has something to do with the size of the pasture (and quantity of cow pies) available to them on their current side. To Chris's point, they are usually up to no good regardless of what side of the road they are on.
What freedom does the road have? Is it consulted before it is walked upon? How would you feel if a chicken started walking all over you with first getting your consent?
We can dispense with their motives but still we might wonder: • Will the chickens be playing chicken? • Will road rage result in wrung necks? • On Sunday mornings will they go for a cock-a-doodle drive? • If they hit a puddle will they leave a rooster tail? • When they get a flat will they use a crow-bar?
Absolutely I would never ask a chicken why it crossed the road. IT'S PRIVATE ! I have chickens AND when I shove them away with my heal they don't question my motives they just think oh shit Kim is late for work again x
Amanda…….thank you. Finally someone who understands the pressure these chickens have been under all these years……..really, your compassion is exemplary. Thank your for taking the time to recognize the smaller creatures in the world.
Chickens…bunch of damn terrorists the whole lot of them. We need to stay vigilant n our never ending monitoring of the delicious bastards. Long live the Poultry Act.
It will be such a world!!But have got a guiz for you,which one do you think the chicken will prefer,kenchics to be abolished or to wait for unknown time period for them to cross roads safely which might be imposible in the long run??
What? Why? Why would you want chickenkind to cross roads without being questioned? They are a danger to cars, streets, and the secrecy of chicken teeth!
good luck:)
That's a big chicken.
I have a dream that one day my cock and your cock will play together as brothers in arms.
(what?)
Free? Didn't your mom ever tell you There's no such thing as a free lunch ?!
free range… free to land on my plate.
Well, there are free-range chickens…
ASH that was Gay
is funny because i was bored before this.
+Amanda Blain someday my friend…some day. Which reminds me I need to check on my chicken…let her out to have her run of the yard this morning.
Hahaha! #FightThePower
That's either a really really small road, or a very fricking huge Rooster 8-O.
Algún día los pollos serán libres!
"did anybody see the size of that chicken?"
I dream of a world where no politicians exist.
totalmente de arcuerdo
Yes, free to be plucked, dismembered, and fried. It ain't easy being a chicken! :-)
hmm so big
Might be a White Cochin, but I haven't seen one in a long time. Also, the scale of the picture may be throwing it off.
Si political correctness?
Pollo Giganto
I love this one.
HER Right
Hope, I make it to the other side…
I love this programmer joke… Why did the multi-threaded chicken cross the road? Other get the to side to!
nice one +Franco Fichtner :D
Where's that Ferrari F430 I saw on an earlier post when you need it.
Please don't be so mean to the chicken.
That looks like the chicken that ran Dr. Sheldon Cooper up a tree in Texas.
Lol
the whole of the soviet experiment was run on an east-coast experiment in global politicial correctness, designed to strangle free thinking and originality – discuss
I do not speak English I speak Spanish
hahahahahaha
Do like this: ) …….haha!
We are really so arrogant in the way that we don't trust these fowl to make decisions with out constantly being second guessed.
NO chikens……cow, Yes cows.
CowBoy kakakaka
Or as they say aki in Brazil:
kkkkk
nice
LOL
no nice
GOOD say good Bom
luck
Amanda you must of touched a nerve with this chicken thing. You always were ahead of the pack. Way to go Alpha Bravo!
bay
Lots of chickens crossing roads in Hawaii. I don't trust them. I mean what's on the other side that's so important?
hahaha!
+Thomas Mason Really. Like wild free-roaming chickens? Man, I can't imagine what a feral chicken is like. Essentially a chicken's just food on legs, right? It'd be like finding a colony of Twinkies living in a tree.
Well it IS always cheaper to but the whole chicken!
u will wait for along time
Forgive me, and with respect and admiration, but I remembered Martin Luther King: ¨ ¨ I had a dream …
you can see it in much countrys where chickens can do it…
+John Lawson Yep, feral chickens. It's funny because I'm not quite used to it and it seems so random.
I wish but it doesnt look like its gonna happen and tht joke gets VERY annoying!!!!!
Sucks they can't tell the difference between chickens and ROOSTERS!
Why did the spy cross the road? He didn't. He was never on your side.
lol Funny!
good one
hahaha! #Chickenwishes
Watch the spy do what u done to him
That's a huge cock….
How are you Amanda?
exactly stop stalking the chickens people XD
I'm in SC… Go COCKS!
lol!! Surely you meant to say "That's a huge rooster". but i get your drift.
oh , wow Mark Perella , and lol !!!
Hie Kat how have you been?
Love it
lol! He…Larious!
Nice.
what about the roosters?
hi amanda very well ?
Roosters always have alliterative motives.
Yeah I get tired of being stopped all the time half way across the street only to get questioned by the police.
Lol
hi i am firend ?
However, They will never cross the road without worrying about being battered, fried, and served on my plate…. Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Lord Priapus no I meant cock. Cock is interchangeable with rooster…
Pluck off!
it's about time someone thought of the chickens, this is a chicken world and they allow us to live in it
So why was be crossing???
This is quite profound. This is like better than MLK's dream.
Hey, no one is going to question THAT chickens' motives!!
Big chicken, little chicken….makes no difference. The only good chicken is one that is battered in buffalo sauce. Hmmm, WHY do we call it buffalo sauce?
And will hedgehogs start to share the hedge? I think not.
I dont i like not telling ppl why the chiken didnt cross the road they keep guessing
Always suspect chickens!
u stink fidel romero
Maybe buffalos like to munch on chicken too
But he's not a man; he is Chicken Boo..
Maybe buffalos like to munch on chicken too
My chickens don't have a reason to cross the road, thankfully. I imagine it all has something to do with the size of the pasture (and quantity of cow pies) available to them on their current side.
To Chris's point, they are usually up to no good regardless of what side of the road they are on.
…
He might just be running from the dinner pot.
you see it the way thwy walk… sumtin aint right…
and without all the drama.. WHY–WHY–WHY
The 'other side' means the chicken wants to die.
Think about it: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get on the other side."
We really should ask Jim Morrison about this.. oh wait.
Chicken
I love chicken
Tummy yummy chicken
Yum
Yum
Beer Butt Chicken!!
Yum
Yum
Yum
Yum
Yum
Yum
Tum
Oo
Oo
Why o why did the chicken cross the road? Very funny
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Okay i might be done now.
VIVA LA REVOLUCION DEL POLLO
Nope.
hi
I agree
going to kfc now
so true
Actually that's a rooster. Cue Alice in Chains song!
Duh
Not if there's hungry people around!!! lol…. j/k! : )
hell yes!
Oœ?øõó
Ahahahahahaahhaha lol I'm bord lol
Why did the gum cross the road?
mis amanda i think it is better to worry about humans freedom instead of chickens . Its so hard ,intolerable to live under dictatorial government
If only.
And we can take pictures with out gum jokes:)
wOoooo!!! thats one gigantic chicken!!!LOL walking-tall huh!!LOL
Into KFC? No motive there, just all good
He's trying to get to a Kentucky fried chicken outlet. Wants to see how his family are doing.
To prove to the possum that it could be done? IDK
LOL
freedom
never!
i have that dream too!
That bitch gonna eat ur ass ahaha
Deep meaning
As long as those chickens are not politicians or lawyers, i'm OK with it.
now a days they are free but not get a chance….but the concept is nice
I believe in a chicken in every pot
hehe
Maybe when we are all gone…
Nice stuff
If some of them would left by consumers who like chicken tikka massala!!!!
i smell a sequel to the planet of the apes
Lol that whole why the chicken cross
the road has no good answer
Is your name beautiful, if not, you should consider changing it
I like that
I dream of a world where you can sit on a stoop and not worry who got killed or raped that day.
haha
I think that is a Cock
Chickens lay eggs, That is a rooster ^_^
Lol
I dream of a world where u can be a black president and not be judged
ha.. cute
Smart
Lol. The chicken crossed the road, to make the humans ask: Why?
ok one last question y did u cross the road
Some chickens are more equal than other chickens….
most factory-farmed chickens have a hard time 'walking' anywhere.
lol
haha adorable
what the f**k
why did the spiritual chicken cross the road?…. to get to the other side ……presidents are meant to be judged Laura, black white or brindle.
That's a really big chicken
Lololololol
WHY DID the chicken cross the road? ????????
is that a rooster?
I don't get it.
Thank you ma'am. You made my day.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, because we've captured all of them and are using them for sustenance..
wwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaattttttt!!!!!!!?????????
it's a highway…the chicken never made it!
Im not sure why the chicken crossed the road but i crossed the road to get to KFC
No one's questioning their motives, we just want to know what the motive is. I'm sure it's a fine motive. In fact, the motive is the punchline.
To get to the MOOOOOvies of course!
"I have a dream…"
So funny
sure very sure
True that!!
hahah funny
Ha ha ha
same with mexicans , we cross the border line because it's the stolen land from mexicans !
That's a really big chicken or a really small road!
Looking at that photo thats 1 very big cock ?
very nice
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+glenn archer true true…….
I wish !
Me to i wonder
Hm… if the thing was any bigger you could charge a fee and kiddies ride'm like a ff chokobo =)
Rofllc! I like that! Daggone chicken! Why did you cross the road?! Don't cluck at me! Answer my question! Lol!
hey lady how are you doing
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Then again .. if there were no roads, the question can never be asked
That will be great
lol
i sense a familiar undertone but i can't seem to get a finger it. Oh i see,i was too focus on the chicken.hhm, sorry.
That is very funny!
Can we text
This is old ass shit seen dis
so nice
wtf haha
Truuuueee!
Love chicken
I know that road, it's in Kentucky
ill eat that chicken for dinner
this is the best pic iv seen all day
lol
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on Google+
damn chicken, i almost crash my motorcycle because avoided some chickens that crossing the highway
Real talk chickens alwats gotta answer the age old?
hen is female, rooster is male, chicken is the general non gender specific term
Mmnx ymcc vnm v
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That chicken looks tasty. :)
for sure….i like chicken
It's probably a banker in disguise.
i just heard some one say that a few days ago, wierd………
Mmmm… free range chicken.
ewll said
Ikr… Chicken jaida like
There's only one thing on a rooster's mind.
Yolo chicken
I question that fact that chickens have motives.
Yeah, Power to the Chicken!
I question the road
I dream of a day when chickens can marry who they want. #boycottchikfila
if that really happens,everyone might want to watch out.
What freedom does the road have? Is it consulted before it is walked upon? How would you feel if a chicken started walking all over you with first getting your consent?
We can dispense with their motives but still we might wonder:
• Will the chickens be playing chicken?
• Will road rage result in wrung necks?
• On Sunday mornings will they go for a cock-a-doodle drive?
• If they hit a puddle will they leave a rooster tail?
• When they get a flat will they use a crow-bar?
are chickens ever out of their cages any more these days?
That's a rooster
huh i think subway or over-bridge is better for chickens …… not the main roads ……..
Lol….. Love it….
this means a lot to the wise
good thinking there
thats a rooster! …sir you've been "randomly" selected , please step in the other line
lol
Wow that's cool. "Food for thought"
You have the breast of a chicken
they must cross only on robots
I heard the chicken crossed the road for a buck, buck, buck, buck
Ahan
But is WAS to get to the other side right?? RIGHT??
chicken? cross the road? who cares?
i dont get it somebody explain it
like
But, why?
Why should anyone question a chicken crossing the road just to become a schnitzel?
No credit to the quote's origin? Disappointing.
Absolutely I would never ask a chicken why it crossed the road. IT'S PRIVATE ! I have chickens AND when I shove them away with my heal they don't question my motives they just think oh shit Kim is late for work again x
you my homie are one of the rarest awesome people in history.
Seen that bfore
There has to be at least one chicken out there who won't give up on trying to fly.
Space…. it's the future!
Amanda…….thank you. Finally someone who understands the pressure these chickens have been under all these years……..really, your compassion is exemplary. Thank your for taking the time to recognize the smaller creatures in the world.
Chicken: i dream of a world where i can cross the street and not be hit by a car.
Or their giblets scattered all over the road.
hahahahahaha how silly
hi
Got to love the large chick(s)…. they cross the road, get to other side, mess on your shoes!
vare naise
I dream of a world that cats were scared of mice and giants were scared of midgets!!!!
?? ????
Indeed
Nice hahaha
Hahahaha. Hellz yea.
Not in Africa !!
And not being run over by a not caring driver…
The smart but geeky chicken crossed the road, friends, with his Ipod, listening to G+ music, to get a new battery for his pod…. his was fading!
A thought crossed my mind: Chicken Invaders
I don't know why
im nosey thats why i asked
Wonder if there is a wolf or a feed package on the other side :/
meh to
Y would u want a chicken to b free to cross the road? And how do u question a chicken??? IT IS JUST AN ANIMAL!!!!
As they say: Plucking ain't easy
Well keep dreaming
Beep Beep, remember Roadrunner?
Can a chicken be chicken about crossing the road?
In India, lots of Cows cross the road (because chicken had its day off …… I know old joke)
I love this 1.
Uver dream I lov
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he needs to drop the chiken outfit, and look for a rooster
I dream of that too..
eh' meg
ahhhhhh
Sex is like maths; you Add the Bed . Subtract the Clothes. Divide the legs. and Pray you don't multiply
I can smell Beer can chicken on the bbq
i can't even cross the road without being questioned.. /:
I dream of a world where your posts stop coming into my feed.
i like the chiken
Ahahahahahahahahahah +Grahame Wells wtf that was funny but true
I'm bord does anyone wanna Tex me
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Wow what a profound "what's hot" thread.
Are you lot being paid for this or is the human race in deeper shit than it appears?
true that
thats awsome
Lol
In what way is this geek humor?
lol
Wow that just makes it gunner
Nice but not on my watch. Does suckers are dead. How else am I going to get my nuggets.
So Funny
Is there a petition to sign? lol
I like it better when they cross my Dinner Table, Lunch Time.
And then they get hit by on coming vehicles…classic.
Really?
Chickens are yummy as well as helpful
ok
Anyone try spicy chicken mcbites?
Considering that chickens have been described as "plants with a pulse," I choose to not question their motives… that way lies madness….
Pointless, so i love it!
Im eating Church's as i read this.
Lol. Amen!
Cui bono?
true story
Hahaha you r dreaming of a Chicken Planet,NASA may help find u one. Good luck
What? Jokes about chickens are almost as funny as the ones that politicians make up all by themselves.
????!!!!maybe:))???!!
That's a big cock… Wait I can I say cock? Well it's a big chick
Haha. Love that.
chickens that cross the road always make it to the other side
woow
Why do you dream of doing that?
lol
:0)
Hmmm… And why?
wonderful
lovely weather your having
Hilarious
if that world existed, the world would be a lot funnier.
I love to see that, but i don't think that will happen soon
Lol
Someone Tex me 8052853416
funny as hell
gooz
NO!
???? ???
Dinner!
K
what's so special about this post? i don't get it
We got to stop eating them
I love to look at chic,ken in the morning and collect their egg and let them munteplied to have a big famialy
No way!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love chicken
That's a rooster not a chicken
This is the only original take on that joke I have ever heard.
That's awesome!
Its real chick?
hahaha
Again, why is this on What's Hot?
Could we have some noteworthy or valuable crap next time?
you tell em hottie 2 boddie
lol wow
hahahahahahaha
Lol
YOU WISH
Imma snipe those chicken before they even TOUCH road
Too funny!
Nice 1
HA!
Hi and hello to everyone here
hi
hi
i had a dream……..
HIRALRIOUS
excellent
Word. Chickens have it rough. Can't even cross the street without being hassled by the Man.
…..on a sidenote, I'd take Col Sanders in a cage match vs Popeye.
but why did he chicken cross the road
big dream yeh
haha classic
Cute…I dream of a world where u talk to people…not computer voices..to get answered…
What after crossing road im ready for dinner
LoL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS
This is syuipid.
lol
lol!!!
Gud message
Cockle Doodle doo!
+Amanda Blain come on. Haven't we been through this post? You've been so good at being creative and now this? LOL!
LOLz
They have to take that risk
I so love it……
Okay? Soooooo, why did the chicken cross the road?
All or nothing
and in thats chicken futer is a nice honda accored about to run it over next time use the cross walk
you guys are so childish chickens really talk about something thats some one wants 2 listen 2
That sounds like a Ny-Quil dream. LOL
and in that chickens future is in a pot of gress and on my plate
I don't get the point!
Where's my chicken?
A two piece and biscuit is the answer
keep dreaming
lol agreed!!! let the darn chicken do what ever the hell it wants with judgement by those "non"-road crossers!!!!
It's an interesting thought…
someday, maybe.
why did the chicken cross the road…
Chickens…bunch of damn terrorists the whole lot of them. We need to stay vigilant n our never ending monitoring of the delicious bastards. Long live the Poultry Act.
KFC
I think thats what john lennon was talking about in that song #IMAGINE
Awesome
that was really fine trolling here, you got hell lot of + and reshares.
hello
I look at all the comments where people aren't laughing and feel dumb.. >_<
haha funny
?????
lol! thats funny!
hehehe!
I like this! Here! Here!
Yes. once the gas ran out
Hilarious!
ha
chickens are dinosaurs.
xD good one!!
haha
lame
lol
not funny
true BUT.. they need to get a brain first then they may be able to cross the road in peace lol
jajaja martín luther king …..chickens!
dramaticly funny
I'm excited. Whose excited? I am.
kkkkk!!!
i don‘t much of chickes, so so but is funny…
And Trombonists too, for that matter.
Not here on earth.
your are angel ..Princess Amanda……thnx
Blfquq
You are truely angel.
ha that't kinda funny !!!
lol
Comical and serious in its own way!
this quote is from a wallpaper made a looooong time ago
Your just begging for some new chicken jokes , aren't you??
People too
I agree! Long Live La Poule!
amen
I hope it crosses the road safely!
Love it — me too. No chicken profiling.
i also agree.
i wish i was in a world where chickens wear Nike's.
Dodge That Car Chicken!!!
WU
I quite agree with this
That's a nice one
really great
i want that too and us we need that for our children
yeah agreed
All Birds are. I feed the wild ones Bagle bits. They know when Im coming , kind of blows my mind. Someone called me St.Francis the other day
Funny……but veryyyyyyy nice dream
and not exploited by certain greedy people, (with military rank and not) and their eggs stolen and sold.
nice …
http://women-informations.blogspot.com
lol
Eggs actly
haha hardy har
Lots of poeple here
wish your dream come true one day.
funny
will ths happen myb?
lol nice
Thanks Amanda good one
That doesn't look like a chicken it looks like a C**k
Eighty days around the world…..
sure why not!!!!!!
It may end up in the KFC menu!!!!!!! Lol
Nice one
Looks like the baddest "rooster" on the block! LOL
Chicken is delicious!!!
THIS IS FUNNY
The same thought
Hope so
lol that might take a while XD
hahahahaaa…. Funny…
hehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
los pollos hermanos!
very nice.
Hi
haha
Cool
niceputure
it will be great seeing that happening
good
what a dream and that is an amazing miracle.
Hahahah ROFL
Lol!:)
hm
Hey chicken u need to follow trafic rules….
It will be such a world!!But have got a guiz for you,which one do you think the chicken will prefer,kenchics to be abolished or to wait for unknown time period for them to cross roads safely which might be imposible in the long run??
Hilarious
The only reason I like this is because I raise chickens
If chickens were that big…i don't think anybody would question them.
Free chikens!!!
Leave the chicken alone!
are reasonable animals should be free in nature. unless we humans have to obey the rules applicable
funny
nice
Shocking! I wish one day I could cross my village streets with peace, coz security is not EVEN good for chickens
hiiiiiiiii
nice..
nice 1
Giant chicken littlr is crossing road,nice one
Willies
No one questions ducks, and they be dragging the kids along.
awesome!!
Now she is also free to cross the road
GOD willing !
I dream that peace won't be a wish !
Like that
true statement ! but .
God's word talk of that perfect word where no one wil say 'm sick' (Revelation 21:4)
God's word talk of that perfect world where no one wil say 'm sick' (Revelation 21:4)
???
True dat
God's word talk of that perfect world where no one wil say 'm sick' (Revelation 21:4)
i dream of cooking the chicken n eat it.
LOL
Fuckingggggg trueee
Haha well said, especially the actual meaning behind it. Didn't know it for years.
last(ish) comment!
dts gggrrrr888 and lets all help to make it happen i m with u
And with a little bit of effort, you can make that dream become reality, my wishful little chicken
second last..
What? Why? Why would you want chickenkind to cross roads without being questioned? They are a danger to cars, streets, and the secrecy of chicken teeth!
i have any more like that .
eeww…
and have their own vanity plate IH8 KFC
Chicken is gold now
Ha haha
i like….very nice
that good things
fuck yea
good thinking
Come to the Virgin Islands they do here all the time.
Hi your good thinging so i like ……that
what a dream!
?ó là m?t con gà cô ??n
lol
why did the chicken cross the road?
ok! verry nice!