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Good job Android! I always thought something was missing…
what would you say?
MG! two thumbs up!
You could now tell us if it was an 8 bit Byte or not
Android – my voice of choice.
All hail Android
that is soooo cute!!!
This made me smile
I just got a warm fuzzy.
I think is better , you take another peice !! lol
I lol so hard
haaaa haaaaaa lolz
HAHAHAHAHA!! I love it!
that is really funny
why do people like android
Brett, because it is an awesome ecosystem that allows me to customize my experience exactly how i want it.
i hate android i just find the picture funny
i am soo good at fixing things
This is currently my wallpaper at work.
Apple Is so better
No, brett, apple is what you prefer.,.this does not make it better…but nice to see you here, at trolling amateur hour.
lol creative picture
i agree, creative pic
mi sobrino tiene un ipad con andrid me parecio muy bien
hahahaha…..Android all the way
apple makes great stuff….no denying. Android is my preference hands down though. Open source rules.
I love it!!
ha ha very funny
And who says that apple need something to fix?
Where did you find the missing piece ?!?!?
good for you
i likd it better when it had a big chunk missing!!! poopyyy
I don't think it was fixed correctly. Sledgehammer would have been a better choice.
Android is where it's at…just like G+…, #TeamGoogle…lol
APPLE IS BETTER!!!
cute..where did it find the other piece?
In its mouth..
If it were only so easy to fix Android. I jest, I jest.
You could have just taken the leaf and put it there instead…!
this is a sign…………this cute green android robot is taking over apple!!
HAHA, Nice post.
lol, too funny!
How r u?
im an apple fanboy but this is funny
I don't know what's funnier – the picture or the silly fanbois on either side thinking that their preferences somehow matter to anyone. Both are nice, find the phone that does what YOU want it to do best, ignore the fanbois.
Well that's your problem
what the hell is that?
cute but whats it saying o.0
Ha ha FUnny
Apple is way better. Nuff said
So funny. Both are Unix and got to fix each other. Lol.
All good now.
everybody is commenting really quickly!
How are you?
Looks about right.
lol how cute
Android years behind iPhone. Have several with issues till I got an iPhone. #lifemadeeasy
android need to fix his arm instead
Android needs fixing, apple goes hard!
apple all day
LOLI don't think even android could fix everything wrong with Apple.
LOL Just great!
waw fantastic … bt apple still leading the race
the new Apple inc.
lol there's something u dont see everyday o.o
whatever helps you feel better about having an inferior device
Android is shitting all over IOS, Samsung Galaxy S2 New Commercial_Werbespot HD (Apple diss)
If only the person/team who created the very cute Android itself could fix the abysmal UI…
hahahahahaha fix your self first you little green frog
jojojojojojo, that was good "fix your self….. "
+Pat Murphy which are you referring to?.
Droid Does…Fix it!
Lol. That's pretty great!
androidn vs iphone
Apple rocks android is just jelus
That is good!
hahahaha,,lollzzzz.android is better..
nobody would want a mouthful of green copycat robot anyway……
iPhone 4S. the best
what is way
I love mines
Really, +Todd Sisson ? So, you disabled the notifications sytem that apple stole copied from android? How's that mouthful tasting, now?
be careful petting his head.. those antennas are sharp buggers.!!!
ha ha super funny
thats so cute Good Android!
Nope.His arm still looks broken to me.
The missing bit is Adobe Flash…..
That remembers me to Wally and Eve, so cute…
HA HA HA HA!!!!!
android sucks ass
That's Funny yah android is smarter than apple!!!!
iPhone Rocks anndroid suckss
Sigh. So much fanboyism. Is it so hard to admit that the other system is ok, you just happen to prefer the one you use? I don't hate iOS, but even with jailbreaking, you can't do the things I can do with my phone. So I use android.
Good for you!
But I am not going to bash someone else for their choice…I just think all the hate being slung around is funny.
so cute. LOL!!! =)
apple is way better!
Troll bait. Love it.
Dude, how many android phones have you owned? If it was called idroid i bet you'd be drooling for it like a dog for a tennis ball.
That was to Kyle Stranzl btw ^^^
People hate on apple for no reason! Smh android phones are just for fun!
hhaha good one!
@ all apple and android fanboysboth OS have advantages and huge disadvantages. Start loving your fellow phonies!Either they be a silver apple, have green antennas or a smelly outdated berry.Do not be phonist!
so, +Monica Camacho Pedersen , we meet again!
Its funny the level of Apple worship here. The level of arrogance is really high as well.
Good one. Now let's get Siri knocked up!!!!
haha! Yes! I actually enjoy google + more than the other social websites I use…so many interesting, honest conversations!!:)
he fixed it after freezing three times and having the battery pulled out because carriers are allowed to modify a perfectly good Android OS with their crap. I love Apple but also enjoyed a few Android phones I had in the past too…legit OS.
Is actually funny so I will let this one go unpunished.
help help help
Monkeys who's buy Iphone's
Kri Kri ^_<
but what if i get hungry agian
go google, go google
i am one of those people that is kinda offensive
thats pretty cool
LOL! I need to get this pic!
Android users are really obsessed with apple. Wonder why eh? lol
I consider myself an Apple fanboy and this is still hilarious. hahaha
It's because we don't like seeing people getting taken advantage of. I don't like A$$le, I just like to watch to see what kind of mind control they have up their sleeves next.
that bot solve the problem..
Apples way better than android. The apple… does not need fixing
Is very good
really i can't sleep now before android can fix apple
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVER OF UR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DONT STOP. THIS IS FREAKY.1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush's name 3 times4) PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES. IF YOU DO THIS…YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS ON THE NEAREST……FRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK THEN YOU WILL HAVE VERY BAD LUCK. SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
Wow, this is actually pretty deep. On the one hand iOS is often behind the times, without some of the newest features its competitors enjoy, and as a user you're powerless to change it, whereas Android gives you the tools to customize it to your heart's content. But on the other hand, is a constantly changing platform better, or simply unfinished? The image of the apple with the missing bite patched in asks us to contemplate wether the short term strategy of simply filling in every perceived inadequacy is really a substitute for careful, measured changes. The android is presumably proud of its work, and yet something in its lifeless stare seems to convey just a trace,… of doubt.
Or maybe this is just a silly picture made by Android fans to annoy Apple fans and I'm reading too much into it.
really funny and insightful
I like my Android just fine, but this is not humorous to me at all.
LOL Haven't seen this one before, that's good
u better read this!!!! PLEASE ok i know u hate this stuff when people send you poop like this but trust me i mean trust me i will never lie too any of u….this is soooooscary its sooo crazy and it works but u have too belive in it.. soo good luck lates
DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!! [not a good idea]
DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY
thursday october 6, 2005
here just do it
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!
2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say it to your self 6 times!!
3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
& lt; BR>
4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.
Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your crush!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories.
First Example: Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pa y any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.
Second Example: Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example: Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet k id, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withtha t special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life….. forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend…… ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
35 people or more- All of the above!! (apart from the first one!)
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch….. you only have 1 hour
Pah! That tea was almost cold, anyway Flagged the page-long, spammy, chain-letter post from 4.05am
haha thats pretty funny!
iPhone FTW! :p
Apple's still WAY better!!
(Facepalm) Hahahaha soooo true..
Im a newbie here so I don't really have this all down. It seems or feels like there is allot of resistance. sides being drawn. one side pushing which always gets the same reaction…. the other side pushing back hmmmmm I have guitar in the corner that doesn't push at all. That feels good nite
more Apple envy
who are you why are you in my stream
Hahaha I like it
I've used apple products over time and, through experience, decided I hate them as they are cheap, counter intuitive, awkward, geard toward idiots and limited…. How is that envy?
:)) it's cool, I also wonder why it's here, but its nice! Keep it coming
That is awesome!
lol thats so clever
srry but really, android is nowhere near apple, and as far as i can see, wont be for a while.
Add me people.
NOOOOOOOOOOO (world ends)
"points gun to head" "kills him self"
I hope he put the other half of the worm back as well.
Haha! Put a pole windows flag
….cry its not the same…
Mr. Jobs would have been very happy if he could see this…He must be thinking that whats gng on with A$$LE..
i like these
hey does the andriod always do this
awesome – that's funny
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVER OF UR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DONT STOP. THIS IS FREAKY.1)say your name 10 times2)say your moms name 5 times3)say your crush's name 3 times4) PASTE THIS TO FOUR OTHER QUIZZES. IF YOU DO THIS…YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS ON THE NEAREST……FRIDAY. BUT IF YOU READ THIS AND DONT PASTE IT YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK THEN YOU WILL HAVE VERY BAD LUCK. SEND THIS TO FIVE QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Dude, that´s really cool XD XD XD XD XD
Wondering where that apple part came from. It fits too perfectly.
nice pic sweethrt
I hated my iPhone enough to actually put a bullet through it. I wouldn't waste the lead on my Galaxy Nexus. Android has held persistent bugs since 2.1, and introduced new ones with every iteration of ICS, that nobody is even remotely interested in fixing. The open ecosystem is a breeding ground for malware and vastly substandard development. I'll never own another Apple product as long as I breathe air on this earth, but I won't sing the praises of an inferior platform either.
Neither is capable of fixing the other.
It's Like my friend said tonight "Whoa, what phone is that!?" Looks at my Galaxy Nexus running aokp rom. He then looked down at his iPhone and said I should have got that one…
I love this… ANDROID DOES!!!
I i like it
I loves it!
+Eric Hop gotta like that
Awesome – Twitter @Swee7Child
haha really nice 1
u used it or not
gud work, android!
OMG this is awesome
A bite fixes the bitten!
good job done
Apple "invents" things by copying others. Ya, totally kewl, dude.
It wasn't broken!
lol android your so thoughtful hahahaha love it
a tornado flew around my room.
Droid always works wonders!
BEST IS ANDROID
H-core pic +Vivek Mishra
+Jarrod Garing In 1976 where it fell out.
Sometimes I like to imagine what it would be like to not be able to view things objectively. But then I'd probably be advocating a specific mobile operating system over another using third-party biased information instead of formulating my own opinion using personal experience and in-depth knowledge. I mean hurrdurr android sux
a cool one
I like it.
Droids are soo…practical.
I want a giant decal of that on my car for all the apple fan boys and girls
Awesome I liked it!
Awesome and #Google all the way!
Hahahaha … Lucuuuuu
Why dose he even care?
I really like that pic can u send me a link of where i can download it,cause i tried googling it but didn't find it.
too cute..I love the android.
Haaaaa! in your face!
android: always well be better then applelol
100 % apple
Ha ha ….nice one
colek Pa +Rozar Prawiranegara , hahaha
its cute ^_^
loool nice one
ouch ouch !!!! lmao aplle for life
fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight
innovative ! and people say they are at war?
hahaha,,,,,,,,that's so funny,,,, good,,,,
I have owned apple since 07 and just switched to the htc sensation xl… I have to say that there are a few things that i miss about ios but at the same time android has a few things u cant get with apple. It depends on u. So can someone explain to me why you think android is so much better? Really i changed over to android only because i think htc makes better phones. Wish i had ios on it
+Michael Amos iphone's 3.5 inch screen is a turn off to me, it's too small for me and I will never consider buying an iphone until they start making bigger phones. ( it has to be at least 4.5 inch)
I agree thats one main reason i love my htc phone. Granted the screen quality is much better on iphone
iOS is a really good platform. I don't think any android user could argue that, although quite a few would want to. I like android because of the freedom it gives the user, as well as showing the user a bit of respect. Android has it quirks and problems. It can be buggy. The difference is that anyone who knows how can fix it and share that fix freely. Anyone who wants to can create and share apps and roms without fear of being prosecuted for violating software rights.I don't dislike apple products. They are very well made as is their software. I don't use them because of the attitude behind their way of doing business. The consumer will shut up and pay way too much for what apple gives them and wait patiently in the meantime. Screw that.
cute little robot fix em all.
I agree with kevin on dat
ROFL! Where did he get the piece from? o_O
Android was smart enough to know apple was broken. Stupid apple didn't even notice.
yes fix it all
Hah, nice! Linux is what other platforms want to be when they grow up!
I will always stay android.
Great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
There seems to have been an influx of illiterate apple fanboys on G+ recently. Go back to myspace!
Ha ha ha…
Lol !! But no !! Android the one that needs fixing ! Lol
Both good ….
if i were android i would take another bite. i hate apple. spell macs backwards u get scam
meh stop sending evry one these >:
True!! Gotta hate iphones these days @ apple
this really is a realistic one
were you named after the Shel Silverstein Amanda Blain?
i.e. ' Have you seen Amanda Blain'In the Hills of Shiloh?Wanderin' in the morning rain,In the hills of Shiloh?……..….anyway, it's a fine poem.check it out.
It shows a tough competition between apple n android.
Android Is Cool. It has Cool apps, It is fast, i like Android fones especial¥ from Sumsung and htc
But I was under the impression that nothing could fix apple:p
You don't "fix" the bible, it fixes you.
What did you fix?
When computers repair one another isn't that the start of "skynet" the roboappocolypse is nigh!
How is it possible to fix a rotten fruit once it goes bad?.
well done android!
well done.most amazing
+Draža Darko Dražovi?
its funny yet ironic, who fixed who?
+Djordje Velickovic rekoh ti ja a ti ne veruješ :)))
+Draža Darko Dražovi? I dalje ne verujem. Poslah ti ovo da ti ulepsam dan :)))
what kinds of this your langue?
+roshan rai Srpski jezik bre, kako ne razumeš, majka mu stara? :)))
lol, nice one android, mission accomplished.
This is best
I too was looking for this missing piece. Finally, you got it and fixed it at the right place. Nice.. Really Nice !!!
I am jayram verma from pune
Finally Mac can thank android for his service.
what if rotten,then ?
I love my little Android
hahaha this is brilliant!
i see you in pourno film
Look at all the offended iSheep …
that is offensive to some BUT NOT ME!
And why do people say that we pay way too much for apple when my htc was 500€
And android is buggy
Great pic, had all the iPhone models, never go back after android. now have the HTC one x, my best android experience so far!
Hahaha! I'm laughing so hard right now. Awesome ;D
funnyyy, good idea !!!!!!!!!
You Fixed it???You are an Idiot…
ha ha haha ha h aa
+Vaishak narayanan cool dude………superb
I am happy to join with you on gmail.I want to see your top rated video.Please give a site on my ID.
beautiful girl ,kisses for you !!!
I luves it
but i was eaten that!!!!!!!!
Bad apple…..Efficient android….®©»«
Good guy android: Also lets you do things where Apple is limited.
apple is succesful only b'caz of Android otherwise hardware is something which belongs to every phone makers.
hi! Amanda. My name Tu. I come from Viet Nam. I' m a sutdent. You are very lovely, beautifull
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